Welcome back to Neon…gee, I have to think of a better opening phrase, don’t I? Last time, some forgotten rich uncle died and left us so much money that we were able to build a super cool house.
Our scene opens with Juniper ruling over The Great Kingdom Of Table! Yay! (He never takes this costume off)
Whose pee is it? I bet it’s Blue’s.
Merlot really loves Juniper.
Juniper is the only kiddo not to get an IF, so far.
Blueberry is such a good bro!
Don’t you even dare, Juniper.
Nuuuuuu ;-; My points!
While he might not be quite sure where the toilet is, Blueberry is able to find his bed.
Can you go to sleep, maybe?
JUNIPER: Nope. Cake is more important!
Who needs friends? I’ve got cake!
*fanfare* He did find his bed!
BLUEBERRY: I have to pee.
BLUEBERRY: Wooooow! These fishes are the coolest!
Breeze just sat down there, staring into space.
After standing up, she went to Blueberry and scolded him. No idea why.
It was such a traumatic experience that he burned his waffles.
Candee is loving the tap.
BREEZE: You’re off the hook!
And she did it autonomously!
No, please! Don’t eat them!
Since it’s impossible to tell bedtime stories on a bunk bed, Juniper keeps laying in Breeze’s and Merlot’s *facepalm*
Her maternity wear is so cute!
Candee became an elder. She looks exactly the same, at least to my untrained
Everybody gathered around newly old Candee.
But Breeze was too busy eating what appears to be leftover cake…
And Pepper found alcohol very interesting.
Just some random cute.
And that exactly why bedtime stories are hell. I think I’m going to replace their bunk beds with normal beds, so that Merlot and Breeze would at least have a bed to themselves…
I let Breeze try some sculpting.
I have no idea why somebody would use this axe to sculpt, but it’s OK, I guess.
I’m never using this skintone again.
I think we already know what happened, right? There sadly was white on the spectruim, a lot of white, actually. Let’s just say he was born with partial albinism.
Merlot accepted the fact pretty quickly.
It’s time for Juniper’s birthday!
I knew he’ll grow into it!
At least it’s not Merlot’s admirer, Creepy Llama.
The sink got clogged!
Whose birthday is today?
As cute as always! And yes, Breeze did pee herself.
Huckleberry is now a kleptomaniac!
Aren’t you too young to drink?!
BLUEBERRY: Chill out, it’s just juice.
After Breeze recovered from the embarassment, she had her birthday, too!
Congratulations on not changing even in the slightest!
Also, Juniper, you deep thinker. Could you believe he got Brooding on his teen birthday?
The horses are invading our house!
Blueberry: Brother of the Year.
Yay for awesome lighting! I ♥ it.
Oh no, I sense lost points.
This scene would’ve been cute if not for the horrible smell surrounding Blueberry.
Stop crying so I can see your cuteness!
*le gasp* They’re just getting cuter and cuter! He has purple eyes, though the shade is more similar to Huckleberry’s.
He was nice enough to visit the school’s toilet, but nobody is allowed to sleep at school.
That’s all for today. Join us next time for more fails, birthdays, and Blackberry’s adorableness!
Self-Wetting: 10 (-50 points)
Passing Out: 2 (-10 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points) House Fires: 2 (-10 points)
Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)
Point count: -50 (20 positive, 70 negative)