Welcome back to Neon Idiots! Last time, Blackberry of the wrong skin color was born.
A very sleepy Breeze would like to greet you.
After some offscreen sleeping, she had to upgrade the sink.
Juniper is probably the only kiddo to ever do his homework.
Huckleberry, we have one of these at home!
HUCKLEBERRY: Playgrounds are cool!
I get your point. But still…
Hammers fix everything…If it isn’t already a trope, you can stab me with a screwdriver.
See? That’s literally all he does!
Drop the baby! WAIT, I DIDN’T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT. DON’T DROP THE BABY.
Candee, the apple of my eye.
Just some random pretty.
HUSK: I’m disgusted!
Yeah, I’m too.
Hey, Huckleberry…don’t sleep in the church!
The first bird to leave the nest…*sob* He rolled Eccentric. Also, he insists on keeping that awful do!
That’s much better!
Bye, Blueberry. We’re going to miss you!
(Look how Pepper gazes at him longingly…)
Three words: what the heck?!
Rant rant rant, the criminals are very stupid!
(Oh, and I checked and Breeze is Blueberry’s new boss XD)
He’s adorable, but we can’t keep it. This is physically painful to me.
BREEZE: Children are stupid.
Our daily dose of cute.
We. Have. One. Of. These. At. Home. And you’re just one hour before your curfew!
HUCKLEBERRY: Okay, sheesh!
See, she really loves him, after all.
MERLOT: Your grades are horrible! You spend far too much time at the playground!
MERLOT: (from another room) AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN STANDING IN THE CORNER, WHERE YOU SHOULD!
Nuu, our gnome died!
At least Juniper is doing something for his grades! He’s so precious. *pat pat*
Blackberry prefers the blocks.
And Huckleberry is all like “Screw school!”
Meanwhile, Breeze and Merlot decided to wake up some old chemistry. (No more babies though).
Merlot, that’s just beautiful.
Criminals are stupid stupid stupid, rant rant!
MERLOT: Repair the toilet. Repair the toilet. Repair the toilet.
BREEZE: I’m UPGRADING it!
MERLOT: Then upgrade it faster!
What a beautiful and touching scene.
I’m going to give him all the love in the world.
Blackberry is building his future mansion.
Merlot suddenly remembered that Blackberry exists.
How could you burn spaghetti?!
It’s Blackberry’s birthday! For some reason, Merlot decided to pick him up. Maybe he just doesn’t want to let go?
Wait for it…
Still adorable! He’s now Insane.
And this is the end of this update! Stay tuned for more Neon antics!
Self-Wetting: 10 (-50 points)
Passing Out: 4 (-20 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points) House Fires: 2 (-10 points)
Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)
Point count: -60 (20 positive, 80 negative)