School? Nah, Playground Is Better-01.08

Welcome back to Neon Idiots! Last time, Blackberry of the wrong skin color was born.

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A very sleepy Breeze would like to greet you.

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After some offscreen sleeping, she had to upgrade the sink.

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Juniper is probably the only kiddo to ever do his homework.

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Huckleberry, we have one of these at home!

HUCKLEBERRY: Playgrounds are cool!

I get your point. But still…

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Hammers fix everything…If it isn’t already a trope, you can stab me with a screwdriver.

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See? That’s literally all he does!

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Drop the baby! WAIT, I DIDN’T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT. DON’T DROP THE BABY.

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Candee, the apple of my eye.

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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Just some random pretty.

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HUSK: I’m disgusted!

Yeah, I’m too.

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Hey, Huckleberry…don’t sleep in the church!

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The first bird to leave the nest…*sob* He rolled Eccentric. Also, he insists on keeping that awful do!

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That’s much better!

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Bye, Blueberry. We’re going to miss you!

(Look how Pepper gazes at him longingly…)

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Three words: what the heck?!

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Rant rant rant, the criminals are very stupid!

(Oh, and I checked and Breeze is Blueberry’s new boss XD)

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He’s adorable, but we can’t keep it. This is physically painful to me.

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BREEZE: Children are stupid.

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Boogie!

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Our daily dose of cute.

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We. Have. One. Of. These. At. Home. And you’re just one hour before your curfew!

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HUCKLEBERRY: Okay, sheesh!

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See, she really loves him, after all.

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MERLOT: Your grades are horrible! You spend far too much time at the playground!

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MERLOT: (from another room) AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN STANDING IN THE CORNER, WHERE YOU SHOULD!

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Nuu, our gnome died!

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At least Juniper is doing something for his grades! He’s so precious. *pat pat*

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Blackberry prefers the blocks.

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And Huckleberry is all like “Screw school!”

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Meanwhile, Breeze and Merlot decided to wake up some old chemistry. (No more babies though).

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Merlot, that’s just beautiful.

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Criminals are stupid stupid stupid, rant rant!

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MERLOT: Repair the toilet. Repair the toilet. Repair the toilet.

BREEZE: I’m UPGRADING it!

MERLOT: Then upgrade it faster!

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What a beautiful and touching scene.

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I’m going to give him all the love in the world.

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Blackberry is building his future mansion.

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Merlot suddenly remembered that Blackberry exists.

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How could you burn spaghetti?!

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It’s Blackberry’s birthday! For some reason, Merlot decided to pick him up. Maybe he just doesn’t want to let go?

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Wait for it…

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Still adorable! He’s now Insane.

And this is the end of this update! Stay tuned for more Neon antics!

 

Self-Wetting: 10 (-50 points)
Passing Out: 4 (-20 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points)                                                                                           House Fires: 2 (-10 points)

 

Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)

Point count: -60 (20 positive, 80 negative)

 

 

 

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