No, I’m not dead!…well not yet. It was only
Yandere Simulator my computer constantly crashing because of Yandere Simulator that kept me from updating. Let’s then dive head-first into Neon Idiots’ world of fails and mischief!
Is she eating? Or is she throwing up? Well, get your money ready and bet on your guess, because I’ll reveal it in the end of this update!
Look how cute, our Current Torch Holder™ and Future Torch Holder™ are eating together!
Some stuff happened before these updates. However, so much time has passed that I don’t even remember what’s going on in these photos, and the only really important thing that happened was that I bought the boys some new clothes and Huckleberry grew up. So just have a quickie picspam.
I’d literally marry this lighting mod if I could.
They’re so adorbs, I can’t even :3
Juniper just sorta ditched Blackberry.
I’m glad to see that somebody finally found the backyard playground!
Oooooh, Breeze’s gonna have a really bad time once she’s home.
I mean, like, she’ll have to repair it.
I don’t know who, but that person is making me very, very upset.
Ummm, that’s not the most fortunate PJ’s choice?
He barely even comes out of this goddamn shower.
After that, I decided that the old bed had to go…
…but just to be replaced with that mega super cool levitating bed!
Yeah, guess what. That llama came here only to flirt with Merlot.
Show this to somebody who doesn’t know about this ISBI. Or Berry Sims. Or Sims in general-and then tell them what is going on in here.
Everybody is already sound asleep, except for poor, poor Breeze.
Did I say “everybody”? I meant “every Sim”.
At least Blackberry puts some actual effort not to stink.
Denying your wife for a kiss? Merlot, you jerk.
For the adrenaline, let’s put a potentially deadly tree in the house.
Om nom nom!
She didn’t just become blue(r), but also decided to take off her clothes.
What a beautiful and touching scene.
Make me proud, lil’ men!
Her nosemask looks like she ran out of sunscreen right after putting it on her nose.
It’s not a very good idea…?
Juni became the Prom King! His photo sadly got eaten.
She somehow didn’t burn the pancakes, hooray!
Our little gnome graveyard!
Merlot stares blankly into the fancy fern while eating some cake.
I don’t know, but it seemed like a good inspiration. Creative vibes ‘n stuff.
This parrot has been sitting here since last year, I think.
So I gave it a better home than some stupid park!
BREEZE: Can you say “birthday”? “Birth-day”. C’mon, Nutcracker!
Whose birthday is Breeze getting Nutcracker ready for? We’ll see it in the next update!
Oh, and what did the cat do at the beginning of the update? Well you just lost your money, because I have no idea! See you next week for the mysterious birthday!
Self-Wetting: 13 (-130 points)
Passing Out: 2 (-10 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points) House Fires: 2 (-10 points)
Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)
Point count: -140 (20 positive, 160 negative)