Keeping Promises-The Movie

No, seriously. I didn’t lie when I said that I’m going to pass the torch before July. I’ve honestly passed it and I’m ready to start gen 2. However, to do it, I had to go through what was left of Blackberry’s child stage and the whole teen stage. I did my best to make it as not painful as possible, but the update is SO MONSTROUS that there’s no way it’s going to be ready today. I’M JUST 2 TIRED. WHICH MUST MEAN I’M A BICYCLE. OK, see ya tomorrow!

The Frustration Starts to Grow-01.10

I’m back. I’m alive. And what used to be daily updates is slowly turning into monthly updates. But the blog ain’t dead yet, and I swear, if we don’t pass the torch before July, the next spouse is going to be the ugliest Sim ever created.

Having said that, let’s get this gen over with.

Or not, ’cause Blackberry is still only a child, but kay.

One more important thing before the update begins-some things just won’t save? Nutcracker is still there, but he’s in Breeze’s inventory and not on his tree. The jelly bean tree and the levitating bed aren’t here and it turns out that I never actually bought them. What’s even weirder is that the Sims are doing the same things they were doing when I quit the game, so WTH, game?

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Our scene opens with Blackberry, who’s currently taking a crash course in torch holdership. Hey, don’t throw that!

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I’m really starting to think that a nighttime job wasn’t the best choice for a torch holder-when she finally wakes up, she has about half an hour to clean the house up before she goes to work.

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I’d say “what a beautiful and touching scene”, but it’s slowly becoming more and more of a running gag and I’m not sure if I want a running gag yet.

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Juni got ’em dance moves.

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Dat doe, doe.

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…Okay?

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Huckleberry! You’re not old enough to drink!

Huckleberry: You can’t tell me what to do.

I decided that the old “Torch Holder, Spouse, Children” style was boring and ugly and had to go. This dialogue style is much simpler and less painful to the eyes.

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I don’t even know anymore.

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CATS!!!

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Blackberry rules over this desk with an iron fist, but also with a kind smile.

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I was going to comment how cute and little his feet are, but then I realized they were just clipping through the chair ;-;

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Oh, shall this bathroom ever be clean.

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Juniper, now YOU?!

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At least Huckleberry chose pancakes.

 

Well look at this picture and tell me it isn’t sad.

A man stands in an empty room, surrounded by his broken dreams. His wife as far away as the sun-her beauty blesses his eyes, and dayum is she hawt, but it’s far away, somewhere in the cold, distant sky. Her goal never will be fulfilled, she’ll never max out three skills, because I gave up on that long ago.

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JUNIPER. IF YOU DON’T WASH IT…

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You don’t love me.

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Wait wha..?

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Oh.

(How did these puddles even get so far away from the shower?)

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Breeze was feeling a bit stressed after work, and what is the best stress reliever?

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That’s dedication, guys!

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I’ve never actually looked at her face when she was on higher levels.

* Your love for training fills you with DETERMINATION.

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My my, why did you stop training so suddenly?

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Them looks.

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Wait, what? SERIOUSLY BREEZE.

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So they had to restore a bit of their old chemistry…

…before Merlot became old.

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Happy birthday, Cute Grandpa Merlot!

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‘Birthday! Birthday! Merlot’s Birthday!’-yelled the parrot, playing with its toy.

‘Shut up. Why did I even teach you to talk?!’-asked Breeze.

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No cheek pinching in this house!

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Yooo, classy grandpa!

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THIS GIRL IS NEVER AWAKE.

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I’m almost as confused as you are right now.

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Suddenly, it’s a family reunion.

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But Breeze just didn’t make it on time.

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Have some eye candy!

And that should be all for today. Stay tuned for the next update, which is, hopefully, coming soon!

 

Score is still the same.

 

I’m Not Dead (Yet)-01.09

No, I’m not dead!…well not yet. It was only Yandere Simulator my computer constantly crashing because of Yandere Simulator that kept me from updating. Let’s then dive head-first into Neon Idiots’ world of fails and mischief!

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Is she eating? Or is she throwing up? Well, get your money ready and bet on your guess, because I’ll reveal it in the end of this update!

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Look how cute, our Current Torch Holder™ and Future Torch Holder™ are eating together!

Some stuff happened before these updates. However, so much time has passed that I don’t even remember what’s going on in these photos, and the only really important thing that happened was that I bought the boys some new clothes and Huckleberry grew up. So just have a quickie picspam.

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I’d literally marry this lighting mod if I could.

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They’re so adorbs, I can’t even :3

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Juniper just sorta ditched Blackberry.

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I’m glad to see that somebody finally found the backyard playground!

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Oooooh, Breeze’s gonna have a really bad time once she’s home.

I mean, like, she’ll have to repair it.

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I don’t know who, but that person is making me very, very upset.

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Ummm, that’s not the most fortunate PJ’s choice?

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He barely even comes out of this goddamn shower.

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After that, I decided that the old bed had to go…

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…but just to be replaced with that mega super cool levitating bed!

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CATSPAM!

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Yeah, guess what. That llama came here only to flirt with Merlot.

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Show this to somebody who doesn’t know about this ISBI. Or Berry Sims. Or Sims in general-and then tell them what is going on in here.

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Everybody is already sound asleep, except for poor, poor Breeze.

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Did I say “everybody”? I meant “every Sim”.

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Nuuuu, Blackberry!

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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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At least Blackberry puts some actual effort not to stink.

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Denying your wife for a kiss? Merlot, you jerk.

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For the adrenaline, let’s put a potentially deadly tree in the house.

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Om nom nom!

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She didn’t just become blue(r), but also decided to take off her clothes.

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What a beautiful and touching scene.

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Guess what!

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Make me proud, lil’ men!

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Her nosemask looks like she ran out of sunscreen right after putting it on her nose.

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It’s not a very good idea…?

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Juni became the Prom King! His photo sadly got eaten.

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She somehow didn’t burn the pancakes, hooray!

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Our little gnome graveyard!

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Merlot stares blankly into the fancy fern while eating some cake.

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I don’t know, but it seemed like a good inspiration. Creative vibes ‘n stuff.

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Huntin’!

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This parrot has been sitting here since last year, I think.

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So I gave it a better home than some stupid park!

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BREEZE: Can you say “birthday”? “Birth-day”. C’mon, Nutcracker!

Whose birthday is Breeze getting Nutcracker ready for? We’ll see it in the next update!

Oh, and what did the cat do at the beginning of the update? Well you just lost your money, because I have no idea! See you next week for the mysterious birthday!

 

Self-Wetting: 13 (-130 points)
Passing Out: 2 (-10 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points)                                                                                           House Fires: 2 (-10 points)

 

Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)

Point count: -140 (20 positive, 160 negative)

 

 

School? Nah, Playground Is Better-01.08

Welcome back to Neon Idiots! Last time, Blackberry of the wrong skin color was born.

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A very sleepy Breeze would like to greet you.

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After some offscreen sleeping, she had to upgrade the sink.

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Juniper is probably the only kiddo to ever do his homework.

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Huckleberry, we have one of these at home!

HUCKLEBERRY: Playgrounds are cool!

I get your point. But still…

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Hammers fix everything…If it isn’t already a trope, you can stab me with a screwdriver.

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See? That’s literally all he does!

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Drop the baby! WAIT, I DIDN’T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT. DON’T DROP THE BABY.

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Candee, the apple of my eye.

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

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Just some random pretty.

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HUSK: I’m disgusted!

Yeah, I’m too.

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Hey, Huckleberry…don’t sleep in the church!

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The first bird to leave the nest…*sob* He rolled Eccentric. Also, he insists on keeping that awful do!

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That’s much better!

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Bye, Blueberry. We’re going to miss you!

(Look how Pepper gazes at him longingly…)

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Three words: what the heck?!

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Rant rant rant, the criminals are very stupid!

(Oh, and I checked and Breeze is Blueberry’s new boss XD)

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He’s adorable, but we can’t keep it. This is physically painful to me.

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BREEZE: Children are stupid.

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Boogie!

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Our daily dose of cute.

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We. Have. One. Of. These. At. Home. And you’re just one hour before your curfew!

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HUCKLEBERRY: Okay, sheesh!

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See, she really loves him, after all.

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MERLOT: Your grades are horrible! You spend far too much time at the playground!

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MERLOT: (from another room) AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN STANDING IN THE CORNER, WHERE YOU SHOULD!

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Nuu, our gnome died!

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At least Juniper is doing something for his grades! He’s so precious. *pat pat*

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Blackberry prefers the blocks.

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And Huckleberry is all like “Screw school!”

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Meanwhile, Breeze and Merlot decided to wake up some old chemistry. (No more babies though).

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Merlot, that’s just beautiful.

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Criminals are stupid stupid stupid, rant rant!

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MERLOT: Repair the toilet. Repair the toilet. Repair the toilet.

BREEZE: I’m UPGRADING it!

MERLOT: Then upgrade it faster!

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What a beautiful and touching scene.

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I’m going to give him all the love in the world.

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Blackberry is building his future mansion.

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Merlot suddenly remembered that Blackberry exists.

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How could you burn spaghetti?!

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It’s Blackberry’s birthday! For some reason, Merlot decided to pick him up. Maybe he just doesn’t want to let go?

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Wait for it…

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Still adorable! He’s now Insane.

And this is the end of this update! Stay tuned for more Neon antics!

 

Self-Wetting: 10 (-50 points)
Passing Out: 4 (-20 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points)                                                                                           House Fires: 2 (-10 points)

 

Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)

Point count: -60 (20 positive, 80 negative)

 

 

 

50% Blank, 100% Cute-01.07

Welcome back to Neon…gee, I have to think of a better opening phrase, don’t I? Last time, some forgotten rich uncle died and left us so much money that we were able to build a super cool house.

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Our scene opens with Juniper ruling over The Great Kingdom Of Table! Yay! (He never takes this costume off)

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Whose pee is it? I bet it’s Blue’s.

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HUCKLEBERRY: Muahahaha.

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Merlot really loves Juniper.

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Juniper is the only kiddo not to get an IF, so far.

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Blueberry is such a good bro!

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Don’t you even dare, Juniper.

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Nuuuuuu ;-; My points!

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While he might not be quite sure where the toilet is, Blueberry is able to find his bed.

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Can you go to sleep, maybe?

JUNIPER: Nope. Cake is more important!

Who needs friends? I’ve got cake!

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*fanfare* He did find his bed!

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BLUEBERRY: I have to pee.

Then GO!

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Oh.

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BLUEBERRY: Wooooow! These fishes are the coolest!

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Whoa. Immersing.

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Breeze just sat down there, staring into space.

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After standing up, she went to Blueberry and scolded him. No idea why.

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It was such a traumatic experience that he burned his waffles.

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Candee is loving the tap.

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BREEZE: You’re off the hook!

And she did it autonomously!

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No, please! Don’t eat them!

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Since it’s impossible to tell bedtime stories on a bunk bed, Juniper keeps laying in Breeze’s and Merlot’s *facepalm*

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Her maternity wear is so cute!

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Candee became an elder. She looks exactly the same, at least to my untrained eye.

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Everybody gathered around newly old Candee.

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But Breeze was too busy eating what appears to be leftover cake…

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And Pepper found alcohol very interesting.

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Just some random cute.

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And that exactly why bedtime stories are hell. I think I’m going to replace their bunk beds with normal beds, so that Merlot and Breeze would at least have a bed to themselves…

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I let Breeze try some sculpting.

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I have no idea why somebody would use this axe to sculpt, but it’s OK, I guess.

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It’s time!

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I’m never using this skintone again.

I think we already know what happened, right? There sadly was white on the spectruim, a lot of white, actually. Let’s just say he was born with partial albinism.

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Merlot accepted the fact pretty quickly.

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It’s time for Juniper’s birthday!

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I knew he’ll grow into it!

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At least it’s not Merlot’s admirer, Creepy Llama.

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The sink got clogged!

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Whose birthday is today?

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As cute as always! And yes, Breeze did pee herself.

Huckleberry is now a kleptomaniac!

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Aren’t you too young to drink?!

BLUEBERRY: Chill out, it’s just juice.

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After Breeze recovered from the embarassment, she had her birthday, too!

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Congratulations on not changing even in the slightest!

Also, Juniper, you deep thinker. Could you believe he got Brooding on his teen birthday?

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The horses are invading our house!

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Blueberry: Brother of the Year.

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Yay for awesome lighting! I ♥ it.

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Today, it’s WhiteBlackberry’s turn!

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Oh no, I sense lost points.

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This scene would’ve been cute if not for the horrible smell surrounding Blueberry.

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Stop crying so I can see your cuteness!

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*le gasp* They’re just getting cuter and cuter! He has purple eyes, though the shade is more similar to Huckleberry’s.

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He was nice enough to visit the school’s toilet, but nobody is allowed to sleep at school.

That’s all for today. Join us next time for more fails, birthdays, and Blackberry’s adorableness!

Self-Wetting: 10 (-50 points)
Passing Out: 2 (-10 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points)                                                                                           House Fires: 2 (-10 points)

 

Torch Holders: 1
Births: 4 (+20 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)

Point count: -50 (20 positive, 70 negative)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everybody Fails, Even Me-01.06

Welcome back to Neon Idiots! Last time, Juniper became the loveliest (and ugliest) kid in the world, and little Huckleberry with golden eyes was born. Aaaand I forgot to save my game before exiting.

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AND I SAID BLUEBERRY WAS FULL OF FAIL.

But I wasted no time. I managed to get Breeze to level 10 of the Athletic skill, and I started teaching her Logic. I decided that each TH has to have at least three skills maxed out. With Breeze, these skills are Athletic, Logic and Handiness. (I actually wanted her to max Science, instead, but she’s already at level 5 of Handiness) Let’s see if it will work! It probably won’t because I’m so stupid.

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Lookie what did I buy ’em!

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Huckleberry the Blocky.

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Awww, look who’s autonomously gettin’ buff! (He went to level 3, I think, all on free will-closet Athletic sim?)

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Blueberry finished a painting. Look how he’s staring at it, all happy and proud. ♥

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I have honestly no idea what is going on.

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Oh, so you were staring at Pomegranate, not your beautiful masterpiece. I’m not amused.

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That’s not how you science! And why does everything clip through everything, lately?

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Yay, some volunteers take care of lil’ Huckleberry!

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Sadly, the same volunteers trapped Juniper in the crib again.

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See? So much clipping!

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THIS glitch kept on happening for some time: Pomegranate was visible, even though I clicked on Breeze.

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Yay for autonomous painting!

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Why do you insist on not cleaning?!

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This girl has faaar too much on her shoulders.

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Juniper, I heart you, but why, why the muscle suit? (Yep, I caked him offscreen)

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Huckleberry aged up and, DING DING DING, yep, he still has wrong eyes! This time, they’re actually purple, like his father’s but far too bright-Merlot’s are deep and dark.

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Yay for sibling love!

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Prom happened again and Blue wasn’t the prom king, though he had a slightly better time.

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TAKE. THIS. OFF.

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Nuuuu ;-;

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Too cute :3

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Meanwhile, Juniper can’t decide whether he’s a king or a brave cowboy.

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This smile literally melts snow!

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Pomegranate…WTH?!

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Cherish him!

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No, wait, cherish HER. We all have to appreciate the work a torch holder must do!

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It didn’t burn and I am very proud of whoever made it.

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Nooooo! Breeze ;-;

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Guess what. I bought the Inheritance reward, so I’m gonna build them a new house!

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Juniper also peed himself.

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Merlot did it, too.

Wait a second…

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*FLASHBACK* Yep, this puddle on the floor is pee, so this marks four fails already.

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On a happier note, that’s their new house! I hope they like it!

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When I was building it, I suddenly saw THIS. See? So much clipping!

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New home, new fail! That’s, yes, FIVE FAILS IN ONE FREAKING SHORT CHAPTER. Jeez, slow down a bit!

OK, that’s much more than enough fail for today. Join us next time for, uhm, I didn’t tell you. Breeze is preggers! With this happy news, I’ll say goodbye! See you soon!

Self-Wetting: 8 (-40 points)
Passing Out: 0 (0 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points)                                                                                           House Fires: 2 (-10 points)

 

Torch Holders: 1
Births: 3 (+15 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Having a TH reach level 10 of any three skills: 0 (0 points)

Point count: -25 (15 positive, 40 negative)

 

 

 

 

So Ugly but So Cute-01.05

Welcome back to Neon Idiots! Last time, some kittens were born, Blueberry grew up and failed. Oh, and two things happened between the updates…

First one, well, isn’t quite secret. I downloaded new defaults and deleted my pregnancy timer. The second one is very secret.

I gave Blueberry a part time job, because he’s stir crazy all the time. He now works at the spa. Bye teen move!

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JUNIPER: Let’s see how strongly is your head attached to the rest of your body, shall we?

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Blueberry, you don’t have to drown yourself just because I told you you’re full of fail!

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Sibling luv!

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Why did you stand up so suddenly, darling?

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And why are you wearing this ugly swimsuit?

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SNOW: Scratching post!

WTH, snow?

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Oh, it’s just Lolli. (Remember how I said that neither of kittens inherited Pepper’s stars? Turns out they both did, the stars just ended up on their necks)

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Yay for autonomous doing the dishes!

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MARK THIS DAY IN HISTORY GUYS!

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BLUEBERRY IS ACTUALLY DOING HIS HOMEWORK!

He did it for a few seconds and went to talk with Pomegranate *facepalm* Looks like I spoke too soon. Also, it seems that Pom has suddenly changed their gender-they were a she, then suddenly they are called a he.

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The toilet is never clean.

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We got some cash because it’s Christmas, so I built this tiny gym for Breeze!

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I have actually no idea why did I take this picture. #random

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Hmmm, gaining a little weight?

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Merlot literally just came inside to look outside.

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We have to teach the child how to use the toilet. Hopefully, he remembers where it is located and doesn’t make the same mistakes as his brother did…

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Just a pretty shot.

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Blueberry, I really don’t like that look you’re giving me.

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It’s a kind of magic.

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BREEZE: Son, you are blocking my way. Can you please let me walk here?

BLUEBERRY: Shhh, I’m having a pillow fight with Pom-Pom.

BREEZE: With who? No, on a second thought, I don’t think I want to know.

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Can you please stop staring at that rubbish and throw it away?

BLUEBERRY: It’s too disgusting!

MERLOT: I’m too tired!

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Yep. That’s the super secret second thing.

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It’s a boy!

Huckleberry Neon: Loves the Cold, Insane

Yep, this time, I kept Breeze in a good mood all the pregnancy and was able to give Huckleberry the Insane trait! Also notice how buff Breeze is XD

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D’awww!

Oh, and some time before Breeze gave birth, Merlot aged up. I thought I documented it, but I apparently didn’t *facepalm*

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I managed to document this birthday, though!

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Sweet Cheezus. As much as I love him, Juniper is hands down the ugliest child I’ve had in my game.

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He does his best to make me love him ❤

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Caring for a baby: you’re doing it wrong.

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*le gasp* Somebody finally found the rocking horse. I ❤ you more every second, Juni :3

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Wow, how enthusiastic!

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Lil’ fuzzy cuties.

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He can be as ugly as he wants, I still heart him.

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Iiiiiiiit’s prom time!

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Pom, what the heck?!

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Make me proud, young lad!

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Though he seems to have been through a lot of trouble, fights and rejections, he still became the Prom King! :3

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Spring is coming. The igloo looks like a damaged egg XD

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Why? Why are making me love you more every second, Juniper? If you had more Breeze in you, you’d definitely be the next TH. I can already see you’re Merlot’s carbon copy and if I’m right, you’re going to be a super handsome dude. You’re just an ugly child.

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Contemplating the meaning of life and scratching posts.

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She literally walked aaaaaaaall the way to the gym just to drop the rubbish in here.

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Your head went through the wall, can’t you notice?

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The gym sure does get a lot of love.

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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*fangirl squeal*

Why the hell does he have golden eyes? Well, uhm, he’s still adorabubble! Buuuut I can’t choose him for the next TH, so looks like noobo #4 will be on its way very soon.

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Right after that, Lolli and Pop had their birthdays, too!

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I don’t know why did I think that putting two layers of makeup on his face would be a good idea. My ideas never are good, anyway.

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HUCKLEBERRY: Mumma!

BREEZE: *melts*

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They are actually playing, but it looks like they’re hugging :3

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Look at that stare. It’s the stare of somebody who’s just been caught red-pawed.

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BREEZE: Why? Why does it keep breaking?

*patpat* Don’t worry. One day, I’ll finally buy you the Inheritance reward and then, you’ll be able to buy the best sink in the world. (I actually have enough LP to buy the Inheritance, but I’m split between using the LP right now or saving it up for the Moodlet Manager)

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Go and make us proud, your highness.

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That’s not how elbows work! You weren’t very focused on anatomy lessons. Speaking of lessons, shouldn’t you be on the bus to school?

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BLUEBERRY: Fiiiine, I’ll go to school.

Yep, I still haven’t fixed his nosemask. I am full of fail but not possibly as much as Blueberry.

That’s all for today. Join us next time for more stupidness!

 

Self-Wetting: 3 (-15 points)
Passing Out: 0 (0 points)
Failing School: 0 (0 points)
Accidental unnecessary cop call: 0 (0 points)
Accidental Deaths: 0 (0 points)
Social Worker Visit: 0 (0 points)                                                                                           House Fires: 2 (-10 points)

 

Torch Holders: 1
Births: 3 (+15 points)
Twin Births: 0 (0 points)
Triplet Births: 0 (0 points)
Quarduple Births: 0 (0 points)
Fulfilling LTW: 0 (0 points)
Achieving Honor Roll: 0 (0 points)
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation: 0 (0 points)
Not using spares Happiness points for a generation: 0 (0 points)
Every 100,000 dollars: 0 (0 points)
Having an NP Spouse reach the top of their career: 0 (0 points)
Immortalizing the TH somehow: 0 (0 points)

Point count: -10 (15 positive, 25 negative)